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ostracizedpoodle:

like why
theclearlydope:

Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco. 

saramofficial:

convolutedscience:

assiest:

double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian

That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.

That was not expected at all.

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hashtagagella:

♡ Vertical / celebrity blog ♡
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